Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Need a Man to be Next Year's Harvest King

Need a Man to be Next Year's Harvest King - 27 (Denver)

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Date: 2008-12-10, 5:32PM MST

Ciamar a tha sibh? Greetings from the Sisters of the Sacred Oak! We are seeking a man who will fill the sacred role of this year's harvest king. We're listing this now as there are several months preparation before the ceremony on August 31. During this time, we (my sisters Hecate, Serendipity, and myself) will provide for you the standard treatment extended towards the sacred harvest king, including free housing, food of your choosing, and any sexual/intimate experiences you should wish of us, provided you have the understanding that children are expected of this union. A child by the harvest king is blessed, and my sisters and I will shoulder the responsibility of raising her since you obviously won't be around to pitch in. You must also be ritually cleansed (nothing unpleasant, mostly just chanting and herbal magick) so as not to offend the gods to whom you are being offered. You should be young(ish), vital, and in excellent shape. We can't insist more emphatically about that - an inferior offering means a poor harvest, and in these troubled economic times NO ONE wants that, do they? So, if you would be interested in taking part in the sacrosanct cycle of death and rebirth with us then give us a shout! Construction has already begun on the wicker man and we just need a handsome young stud to fill it out!

Slàinte mhòr agad!
- Serendipity
- Hecate
- Diana

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