Friday, November 7, 2008

Yet Another Response

** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html

You should really have some type of standards. Atleast personality standards.


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Colin Heintze

to Brenda
show details Oct 30 (8 days ago)
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On Wed, Oct 29, 2008 at 10:35 PM, Brenda XXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXX@hotmail.com> wrote:
** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html

> You should really have some type of standards. At least personality standards.


I do have one standard: the woman absolutely, positively, cannot be Hungarian. Those damn Roma-harboring Magyars have been a blight on our species for too long!

This girl was really nice. She responded again, saying I was soooooo funny, and sent me a cleverly framed picture of herself with her head poking out of a bean-bag chair. Then I realized she was the bean-bag chair. I'm talking Elvis, 1977. The only minor consolation was that the image didn't include her legs, which I assume are two stubs taken by type two diabetes. Of course, I still masturbated to the picture - I'm not a queer or anything.
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