Friday, November 7, 2008

'll Take Anything - 25 (Denver)
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Date: 2008-10-29, 2:13PM MDT

I haven't talked to a woman, let alone touched one, for almost a year now. I'm desperate and will take anything. Unsightly body hair? Unlikely I will care! Morbidly obese? More to love! Just need a green card? Estoy tus hombre! White supremacist? Ein Juden vermussen aus rotten! Overbearing and controlling? If I don't like it, I can change! Tay-Sachs disease? Mazal tov! Drug addict? I'll enable your habit! Religious fundamentalist? I'll help you hit the abortion clinic right after the gay bar! HIV positive? We'll just cuddle! Get back to me if you are interested. I'm so very very lonely.

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