From: trescha gwennyth XXXXXXXXXX@gmail.
Date: Wednesday, October 8, 2008 2:43 pm
Subject: Need a Female Companion for World Travel - 28 (Denver) d
To: pers-871298429@craigslist.org
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How you doing? My name's trescha, I luckily stumbled across your
post right now. For some info about me, I?m 26 and a few weeks now, and i just
movedhere six months ago. It's very hard to find a loyal man now a
days. So i thought i'd try craigslist. If you are interested in getting to
know me... shoot me an email. Have a good day
Good afternoon Trescha. I hope the day finds you well.
I would like to know more about you, yes, though there are a few caveats before
we can consummate this encounter.
First, you must consent to a brief search by my man Mandalay. I was against this notion of his but he insisted, rightly explaining that my half-brother Cecil may send assassins after me disguised as beguiling young women met on the internet. Who knows, concealed under your fine muslins or nestled in your ample bosoms, what weapons you may have hidden in ambush.
Second, I must insist upon a sample of your DNA. Years of pure Old New England breeding have left my family gene pool...how should I put this...shallow. There is not one of my living relatives, for example, that does not suffer from gout, albinism, or hemophilia. Luckily, my mother was of Mediterranean origin, so I do not suffer from any of these maladies, though like a curse I still possess the recessive genes that may, if combined with those of another carrier, lead to idiocy and mongolism in our potential offspring.
That aside, tell me about yourself. Were you a graduate of Yale, or just Princeton? How many companies have you owned? How many men have you slain in mortal combat in the wet, turgid night neath' the gibbous Port-Au-Prince moon? What celebrities have you been romantically linked to? I look forward to your response.
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